Wash of a Alien

A Paranormal Romance

Silver Ring suspected something was a little off when his sloppy grandma tried to wash him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly solid alien, Handmade Necklace, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Handmade proved to be tactless and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with gyrating. Silver soon learnt that Handmade had taken an oath never to slap a human being.

When Silver's sloppy grandma is injured in a safari accident, Silver realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Handmade's translucent body and inherent evilness, Silver finds himself falling for the alien. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.

One night, a wizard appears before Silver and warns him of a darkness within Handmade. The wizard gives Silver the damp arrow - the only weapon that can defeat a solid alien.

Will Silver find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly hot? (Hint: yes!)

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"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty solid alien?"

- The Daily Tale

"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a alien with a damp arrow!"

- Enid Kibbler

"I didn't like the sloppy grandma at all and was glad when the safari accident happened."

- Hit the Spoof

"The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now."

- Zob Gloop