The Minuscule Record

 The magical, seaside town of Jewellery holds a secret.

Silver Ring has the perfect life working as a author in the city and gyrating with his grateful girlfriend, Handmade Bracelet.

However, when he finds a minuscule record in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Ring family.

A dinner party leaves Silver with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to grey Jewellery to find some answers.

At first the people of Jewellery are friendly and considerate. He is intrigued by the curiously noble painter, Nice Necklace. However, after she introduces him to hard social media, Silver slowly finds himself drawn into a web of robbery, fraud and perhaps, even cruelty.

Can Silver resist the charms of Nice Necklace and uncover the secret of the minuscule record before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Jewellery legend?

"Who wouldn't give up a life of gyrating with their grateful girlfriend to spend a little time with a curiously noble painter?"

- The Daily Tale

"About as mysterious as finding a poo in a public toilet. However, The Minuscule Record does offer a valuable lesson about not getting into hard social media."

- Enid Kibbler

"The only mystery, is why did I keep reading after page one?"

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

- Zob Gloop