Scruffy Handmade

 Silver Ring is a scruffy, hairy and cute housekeeper from the seaside. His life is going nowhere until he meets Handmade Bracelet, a tall, ugly man with a passion for booze.

Silver takes an instant disliking to Handmade and the scheming and rude ways he learnt during his years in Scotland.

However, when a tiger tries to badmouth Silver, Handmade springs to the rescue. Silver begins to notices that Handmade is actually rather clever at heart.

But, the pressures of Handmade's job as a painter leave him blind to Silver's affections and Silver takes up knitting to try an distract himself.

Finally, when vile homemaker, Sophia Bracelets, threatens to come between them, Handmade has to act fast. But will they ever find the passionate love that they deserve?

"I fell in love with the understanding Handmade Bracelet. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."

- The Daily Tale

"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Scruffy Handmade does deliver a strong social lesson."

- Enid Kibbler

"I love the bit where a tiger tries to badmouth Silver - nearly fell off my seat."

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

- Zob Gloop