Nuzzle of a Gremlin

 

A Paranormal Romance

Silver Bracelet suspected something was a little off when his chubby uncle tried to nuzzle him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly solid gremlin, Nice Earrings, that his life finally began to make sense.

However, Nice proved to be fat and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with sleeping. Silver soon learnt that Nice had taken an oath never to sniff a human being.

When Silver's chubby uncle is injured in an apocalyptic accident, Silver realises his own life is at risk.

Despite Nice's foul odour and foul odour, Silver finds himself falling for the gremlin. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.

One night, a mermaid appears before Silver and warns him of a darkness within Nice. The mermaid gives Silver the solid rifle - the only weapon that can defeat a solid gremlin.

Will Silver find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly uneasy? (Hint: yes!)

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Praise for Nuzzle of a Gremlin

"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty solid gremlin?"

- The Daily Tale

"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a gremlin with a solid rifle!"

- Enid Kibbler

"I didn't like the chubby uncle at all and was glad when the apocalyptic accident happened."

- Hit the Spoof

"The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now."

- Zob Gloop